Episode XLV
The Best Dad

It is a period of celebration. Rebel daughter has launched a surprise attack against the forces of boredom.

Spies managed to steal secret plans to the ultimate birthday website: THE GEEK DAD DASHBOARD.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Commander's Dashboard

Real-time status of the galactic head of the household

Jedi Level
Master
Coffee Consumed
12,482 Cups
Dad Jokes Delivered
Over 9000
Chaos Deflected
100%

Force Intensity Meter

70%

Galactic Identity

Core Memory Bank

Galactic Beer Vault